Here's What To Expect
Fully Loaded at Sea is BACK! It’s time to start pre-gaming for the second voyage of Bert Kreischer’s Fully Loaded at Sea, sailing November 19-23, 2026 from Miami to Cozumel, Mexico on Norwegian Jewel. This time around, it’s bigger, boozier and Bert-ier than ever.
Bert’s bringing along his funniest friends for four days of unfiltered comedy, live podcasts, late-night music, karaoke, wild contests, theme nights, a tattoo parlor and more.
Fully Loaded at Sea combines the luxury of a round-trip cruise with the belly-laugh insanity of a full-blown comedy festival. Don’t miss your chance to be immersed in the chaos!
Shirts are optional, but the hangovers? Guaranteed.
Bert Kreischer’s Comedy Sets
Bert Kreischer will perform three identical comedy shows in our beautiful Stardust Theater!
Each guest will have an assigned show and seat for one of Bert's three performances. When making a reservation, guests will select their assigned show and seat at booking. Seats are first-come, first-served.
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Kreischer Family Feud
Survey says... this is one feud you won’t want to miss! It’s the fans vs. comedians in this outrageous twist on the classic game show. Fans, Kreischers, and comedians will go head-to-head in a battle of quick thinking, questionable answers, and fully loaded Kreischer chaos.
More details on how to participate coming soon.
Kreischer Karaoke
Whether you’re a shower singer or a rockstar in hiding, Kreischer Karaoke is your chance to belt out your favorite bangers in front of a crowd that’s cheering you on (or laughing with you), no matter how off-key you are.
Bert's Beer Run: Capture The Flask!
Lace up (or don’t) and bring your thirst to the track for a new twist on the legendary Bert’s Beer Run. Join Bert and the crew for a chaotic, un-athletic jog around the track, where you’ll burn off a few beers and chase the flask like your dignity depends on it. It’s part cardio, part comedy, and all Kreischer.
More details on how to participate coming soon.
Fully Unloaded Romance Packages
This ain't your grandma's romantic getaway! Introducing the Fully Unloaded Romance Packages, for couples who like a side of passion at their party. If you're looking to treat yourself and that special someone, this experience is guaranteed to spark some extra heat. Imagine belly laughs by day and steamy moments by night. If the ship's rockin' a little extra, well...you'll know why.
Burning Questions: Spicy Trivia
Put your knowledge to the test at this trivia session with a fiery twist. Contestants will answer random trivia questions as they work their way through increasingly spicy bites. Wrong answers are painful. Right answers are also painful. Come watch the chaos unfold and see who can handle the heat. Can you?
More details on how to participate coming soon.
Ms. Pat Settles It at Sea
Got beef? Need some brutally honest advice? Let Ms. Pat settle it. Inspired by her hit show Ms. Pat Settles It, Ms. Pat is bringing her unfiltered wisdom to the high seas to deliver her verdict on real-life disputes and ridiculous dilemmas. Court is now in session!
More details on how to participate coming soon.
Swole Patrol
Fitness Classes + Bar Crawl Workouts
Get up and get moving with the Swole Patrol to burn off the beers from the night before! Led by Bert Kreischer's personal trainers, Conor Murphy and Alex Frawley, these high-energy fitness classes and bar crawl workouts are designed to keep your calorie burn high and your drinking guilt low. Come for the class or crawl, stay for the grind, and leave feeling stronger than your last round.
Theme Nights
From chaotic costumes to questionable choices, every theme night on Fully Loaded at Sea is a playground for party animals. Whether it’s neon, nautical, or “what the hell are you wearing?”, come ready to commit to the bit!
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Tattoo Parlor
Commemorate the second voyage of Fully Loaded at Sea with unique ink from respected artists of Liberty Tattoo at our onboard Tattoo Parlor!
Liberty Tattoo, located in Atlanta, GA, has been a staple in the Atlanta tattoo community since its doors opened in 2002. The shop has seen tremendous growth over the years hosting artists from all over the globe, while serving customers from all walks of life. In 2014, Liberty was voted “Best Tattoo Shop in Atlanta” by the Georgia Voice; a testament to the artists’ commitment to deliver custom, high quality art to hundreds of clients each year.
Bert Kreischer's Something's Burning Live Podcast Recording
Wife of the Party Podcast with LeeAnn Kreischer
Join LeeAnn Kreischer for a special live recording of Wife of the Party, where real talk meets the open ocean. This heartfelt and hilarious podcast brings the kind of honesty and humor that feels like wine night with your best friend.
History for Foos with Felipe Esparza
Think history is boring? Think again. Join Felipe Esparza for a live recording of History of Foos that flips the script on dusty textbooks and brings the past to life with a hilarious twist.
Teenie Weenie Peenie Contest
Sexy and you know it? It’s about confidence, not coverage at the Teenie Weenie Peenie Contest, where bravado and manhood are on full display. To compete, show up with your thighs out and tiniest trunks on then strut your stuff on the runway. Size doesn't matter – judges will grade your creativity and bravery. All are welcome to participate or spectate. No nudity, please.
More details on how to participate coming soon.
Shake Yer Booty Contest
Ahoy, ladies! It’s time to shake what your mama gave you and show off yer finest booty. Whether you’re serving up buns of glory or flaunting your treasure chest, grab your cheekiest bikini and hit the deck. Size doesn’t matter – judges will be grading your creativity and bravery. All are welcome to participate or spectate. No nudity, please.
More details on how to participate coming soon.
Belly Flop Contest
Think you have the belly to make the whole ship feel your flop? Strip your shirt and make some waves at the most absurd Belly Flop Contest on the high seas. With big splashes and even bigger laughs, the prize will be worth every glorious smack.
More details on how to participate coming soon.
Bert Kreischer Look-Alike Contest
Do you have what it takes to become Bert? Don your best Bert-inspired outfit, perfect your Machine energy, and show off your finest impression for a chance to be crowned Bert's ultimate doppelgänger. Whether you're going shirtless or channeling peak party-animal vibes, anything goes. The best costume, performance, or combination of both will take home bragging rights and a prize worthy of a true Berty Boy.
More details on how to participate coming soon.
More details on participation will be shared closer to sailing.
Berty Boy Day
It's time to celebrate the man, the myth, The Machine! Break out your best Fully Loaded gear, Bert Kreischer merch, or your favorite cruise swag from 2023 and join fellow cruisers for the ultimate Berty Boy takeover at sea! Whether you've got a vintage tour tee or snagged something from the onboard Merch Store, wear it loud and wear it proud!
Deck-ades Party!
Throw on your bell-bottoms, neon windbreakers, flapper dresses, or attire from your favorite decade and hit the dance floor! We're traveling through the decades and throwing the ultimate Deck-ades Party with DJ Cipha Sounds, who will be spinning iconic hits from every era. Travel through time without ever leaving the ship!
Drink The Ship Dry!
All drink-holding hands on deck! It's time to put your party skills to the test. We know you can bring the energy, and Bert's putting you up to the challenge. Introducing the first theme for Bert Kreischer's Fully Loaded at Sea 2026, Drink the Ship Dry!. A fully loaded party where the drinks and laughter flow freely, and last call is only a mindset.
Come armed with your thirst, not only for drinks but a little healthy competition. Expect classic drinking games, contests, dance parties, and nonstop chaos on board. Remember to hydrate, enjoy the ride, and do your part to drink the ship dry!!