Here's What To Expect

Bert Kreischer will perform three identical comedy shows in our beautiful Stardust Theater!

Each guest will have an assigned show and seat for one of Bert's three performances. When making a reservation, guests will select their assigned show and seat at booking. Seats are first-come, first-served.

Put down your phone, you’re living it! Be part of the action with Bert Kreischer as he brings the studio to the ship to record one of his podcasts onboard Fully Loaded at Sea. Whether he’s swapping wild stories, riffing with surprise guests, or diving into the chaos of the moment, you’ll be right there in the room as it all unfolds. Don't worry...it will be recorded! More details to be shared closer to sailing. 

Survey says... this is one feud you won’t want to miss! It’s the fans vs. the Team Kreischer in this outrageous twist on the classic game show. Fans and the Kreischers will go head-to-head in a battle of quick thinking, questionable answers, and fully-loaded, Kreischer-chaos.

Whether you’re a shower singer or a rockstar in hiding, Kreischer Karaoke is your chance to belt out your favorite bangers in front of a crowd that’s cheering you on (or laughing with you), no matter how off-key you are.

Lace up (or don’t) and bring your thirst to the track for a new twist on the legendary Bert’s Beer Run. Join Bert and the crew for a chaotic, un-athletic jog around the track, where you’ll burn off a few beers and chase the flask like your dignity depends on it. It’s part cardio, part comedy, and all Kreischer.

Sexy and you know it? It’s about confidence, not coverage at the Teenie Weenie Peenie Contest, where bravado and manhood are on full display. To compete, show up with your thighs out and tiniest trunks on then strut your stuff on the runway. Size doesn't matter – judges will grade your creativity and bravery. All are welcome to participate or spectate. No nudity, please.

Ahoy, ladies! It’s time to shake what your mama gave you and show off yer finest booty. Whether you’re serving up buns of glory or flaunting your treasure chest, grab your cheekiest bikini and hit the deck. Size doesn’t matter – judges will be grading your creativity and bravery. All are welcome to participate or spectate. No nudity, please.

Think you have the belly to make the whole ship feel your flop? Strip your shirt and make some waves at the most absurd Belly Flop Contest on the high seas. With big splashes and even bigger laughs, the prize will be worth every glorious smack.

Join LeeAnn Kreischer for a special live recording of Wife of the Party, where real talk meets the open ocean. This heartfelt and hilarious podcast brings the kind of honesty and humor that feels like wine night with your best friend. 

Think history is boring? Think again. Join Felipe Esparza for a live recording of History of Foos that flips the script on dusty textbooks and brings the past to life with a hilarious twist.

This ain't your grandma's romantic getaway! Introducing the Fully Unloaded Romance Packages, for couples who like a side of passion at their party. If you're looking to treat yourself and that special someone, this experience is guaranteed to spark some extra heat. Imagine belly laughs by day and steamy moments by night. If the ship's rockin' a little extra, well...you'll know why.

Commemorate the second voyage of Fully Loaded at Sea with unique ink from respected artists at our onboard Tattoo Parlor!

From chaotic costumes to questionable choices, every theme night on Fully Loaded at Sea is a playground for party animals. Whether it’s neon, nautical, or “what the hell are you wearing?”, come ready to commit to the bit!

Official theme nights to be announced closer to sailing.